Happy Saturday everyone!
The much anticipated Kentucky match-up is tomorrow night and we're all excited for it. Kentucky is an incredibly talented team and RMU will have their hands full. We're sure the coaching staff is working non-stop to develop a formula to beat these monsters and we here at CTC appreciate that effort. We'd also like to help out and give coach Toole a few suggestions for gameplanning against one of the top teams in the country:
-Play with 7 guys on the court
-Steal Michigan State's powers, a la the evil guys in Space Jam
-Food poisoning
-Everyone on Kentucky shoots with their opposite hand
-Get Julius Randle to play rounds dizzy bat before the game throwing off his coordination for several hours
-Bring the game to the Charles L. Sewall Center
-Stephan Hawkins gets to sit on Mike McFadden's shoulders, creating an 11'4 center
-The mythical powers of S. Tolson Ford bless us.
-John Calipari gets replaced with Billy Gillespie
-Kentucky plays with actual wild cats rather than players
That's all we have. We'll have more real articles on the game tomorrow.
--Chris Cappella
--@C_Cappella
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