Friday, November 29, 2013

Drinking games: your official guide to surviving RMU games


It’s been no secret that this season has been a struggle for RMU. At 3-4, the consistency not just as a team but from individuals can drive one to drink… heavily. So I decided to put a game together that will surely have you feeling some sort of way after every game.

Category A: Getting buzzed (one drink)
-Any made Anthony Myers-Pate jump shot outside the paint
-Any time Mike McFadden or Stephan Hawkins settles for a jump shot
-RMU misses a free throw
-RMU misses an easy look at the rim (majority rule)
-Karvel Anderson misses a three pointer
-Aaron Tate pump fake
-Charles Oliver makes a three pointer
-Karvel Anderson pull up jumper from the elbow

Category B: What am I watching again? (two drinks)
-David Appolon makes a three pointer
-RMU gives up second chance points
-Mike McFadden fouls within one minute of entering a game
-Juanie Newton hustle play: Any steal, block, charge or outstanding defensive contest of a shot or drive
-Lucky Jones and-one bucket
-RMU gives up a three pointer in a 2-3 zone

Category C: Mayhem (finish your drink)
-Evan Grey or Shaire Tolson-Ford enter a game
-Robert Morris wins
-The crazies crowd surf a baby
-A student wins free books by nailing his halfcourt shot
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CTC does not condone drinking and driving. Please drink responsibly. 

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