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Happy Saturday!
Today RMU takes on the Savannah State Tigers. Tip-off is at
7 p.m. I’m not 100 percent sure if there will be video available for anyone,
but you can listen to the game on RMU radio (where my beautiful voice will be
guiding you) or ESPN radio. Savannah
State
If you haven’t read the skinny on this match-up, take a look
at it here.
Are we ready? After months and months of sitting around in
dark rooms endlessly thinking of RMU basketball, the day is here. Here are some
things you can do to help make sure RMU is dancing come March. This may sound
crazy, but just do it.
-Eat breakfast. Eating breakfast is important.
-Text “#RMCMB” to someone who may have no idea what you’re
talking about or why you’re talking about them.
-Purge your room/apartment/house of anything that isn’t
blue, white or red.
-If you have anything tiger related in your room/apartment/house
throw it out. You may think I’m kidding, but look what I just kicked out of my
apartment.
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-Go outside and take a HUGE breath of fresh air. Really
inhale everything you can get. This will clean the air of potentially bad
particles that could hurt Mike McFadden’s wrists/knees/achilles.
-Watch this. Again. And again. And again. Peel your eyes
back. Never forget.
-Hoist the animal of the choice above your head for
sacrifice. Let the blood run down your body as you scream jibberish towards the
heavens.
-Head to the local supermarket and take a few charges from
people walking down the aisle. You have to really get yourself in the mindset
to play defense today. Remember, they changed the charge rule in college
basketball this year, so if this unsuspecting person has left their feet, DO
NOT slide into position to take this charge.
-Wear your favorite RMU apparel!
That’s all I have folks. We’ll have a quick recap after the
game tonight and more for you Sunday. See you at seven!
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